Foxy Tann’s BeaverDANCE

Thu, Dec 3 - Sat, Dec 19, 2009

  • Thu 12/3, 6:00pm
    $30
    $30 Dinner Theatre Experience (Dinner + Show)
  • Fri 12/4, 6:00pm
    $35 Dinner Theatre Experience (Dinner + Show)
  • Sat 12/5, 6:00pm
    $35 Dinner Theatre Experience (Dinner + Show)
  • Thu 12/10, 6:00pm
    $25
    $25 Dinner Theatre Experience (Dinner + Show)
  • Thu 12/10, 8:00pm
    $5
    $5 Show only (or $10 per Cuddle)
  • Fri 12/11, 6:00pm
    $35
    $35 Dinner Theatre Experience (Dinner + Show)
  • Fri 12/11, 8:00pm
    $15
    $15 Show only
  • Sat 12/12, 6:00pm
    $35
    $35 Dinner Theatre Experience (Dinner + Show)
  • Sat 12/12, 8:00pm
    $15
    $15 Show only
  • Sun 12/13, 6:00pm
    $30
    $30 Dinner Theatre Experience (Dinner + Show)
  • Sun 12/13, 8:00pm
    $12
    $12 Show only
  • Mon 12/14, 6:00pm
    $25
    $25 Dinner Theatre Experience (Dinner + Show)
  • Mon 12/14, 8:00pm
    $12
    PAY WHAT YOU CAN
  • Thu 12/17, 6:00pm
    $30
    $30 Dinner Theatre Experience (Dinner + Show)
  • Thu 12/17, 8:00pm
    $12
    $12 Show Only
  • Fri 12/18, 6:00pm
    $35
    $35 Dinner Theatre Experience (Dinner + Show)
  • Fri 12/18, 8:00pm
    $15
    $15 Show Only
  • Sat 12/19, 6:00pm
    $35
    $35 Dinner Theatre Experience (Dinner + Show)
  • Sat 12/19, 8:00pm
    $15
    $15 Show Only

A Marxist Holiday Fur Trade Musical

Book by Corrie Zoll
Lyrics by Dan Pinkerton
Music by Marya Hart
Directed by Foxy TannSNOW STORM SPECIAL THURDAY DECEMBER 10th.  "What’s the warmest thing on a cold winters night? Beaver!!!" – Hopeful Beaver in Beaverdance. Put Hopeful’s theory to the test with a Thursday Snow-Storm-Special or Come-n-Cuddle-Discount. 5 degrees outside, $5 per person inside OR $10 for-as-big-a-cuddle-bunch you bring (limit 73 people per cuddle bunch, you must be in active cuddle at the box office to qualify!)

Jacques Brainerd is the manliest of the manly fur traders who have descended on Central Minnesota in 1804. He can paddle faster, shoot straighter, and handle more beaver than any voyageur in the woods. Meanwhile, a chorus of sexy woodland creatures romp through the forest worshiping a young woman named Bemidji. Bemidji navigates her arranged marriage to Brainerd, and Brainerd tries to escape the clutches of Blaine, his bourgeois capitalist boss. Blaine has secret plans for the future of the fur post, and enlists the help of a new kind of voyageur. Loring Park is the city boy who answers Blaine’s call, and comes to the woods to find himself. Karl Marx, disguised as Santa Claus, travels back in time in an attempt to change the evolution of the US Economy.

NOTE: Dinner seating 6pm, dinner at 7pm, show at 8pm